da mrbet: Do the newspapers have a vendetta against Newcastle United striker Andy Carroll? The current in-form striker has had a whole host of speculations and stories circulated concerning his private life, as well as his excellent performances. The former seem to preoccupy the written medium, with yet another fabrication being concocted in the steaming workshops of workable truth that is the News of the World.
da apostebet: The narrative is set in Newcastle after the 5-1 drubbing of Sunderland with both Andy Carroll and Kevin Nolan, the two protagonists, embarking upon a 14-hour drinking binge. These debauched characters were celebrating in style after their local derby win and proceeded to converse with three South Shields dwelling women. After the nightclubs had served their last, the party wasn’t over and they “…moved on to Aspers Casino in Newcastle’s Gate Complex where they stayed until 5.45am before…all going back to Nolan’s home.” The party consisted of a friend of Nolan’s named Carl, a ‘close protection officer’ (hired to provide security after Carroll’s car was set alight), the three women and the two Newcastle players.
Whilst at Nolan’s residence, Carroll took one girl upstairs and they were joined by a second, cat-suit wearing women, for three’s company. The paper then seemingly having a minute by minute account could state what happened. If this wasn’t enough to depict the scene, the illegal substance cocaine was present after having been brought in by the girls and left as evidence downstairs, before being reclaimed by the exiting girls in the morning. The paper, as only they can when attributing the story to something, used that elusive ‘source’ which moves annoyingly from newspaper to newspaper under the cover of darkness.
This apparent event was accounted for in alarming detail, so much so that both players may wish to employ a private investigator to flush out the tail that’s following them and seems to have bugged Nolan’s house with all of the quotes that where so prevalent throughout the story. Through powers of reasoning we can rule out the friend of Nolan’s, otherwise he’ll be a friend no longer, and the security personnel who you would have suspected as being required to sign a privacy statement.
This then leaves the women who are embroiled in the story, but it can’t have been as the story accounts for Nolan’s and Carroll’s movements before meeting the women and after they had left. Therefore, some other individual must have been present during the whole saga and sold the story to this illustrious paper.
Let us enter this world of conjecture and assume all that was said as true, even so the players haven’t exactly done an injustice to themselves. At base the two lads have enjoyed an over indulgent night drinking and one enjoyed himself with the company of two women. It all advocates towards a newspaper trying to fathom a story that will sell, one of outlandish assumptions if found to be false.
Now I know that in my highlighting of this story I’m contributing to the exposure of these possible falsehoods, but I merely wish to clarify that it is a story of great logical fallacies and stems from a player that has some notoriety behind him and is playing well, leaving him in the spotlight and vulnerable to these allegations.
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